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NASKAH DRAMA CINTAKU TERHALANG CELANAKU

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CINTAKU TERHALANG CELANAKU

Rexy                  : diatas pohon (menghayal)
                            Cewek yang dipujanya
                            Aku pasti dapatkan dia, tunggu aku sayang
Habib                : (mengejutkan Rexy) apa yang kamu lakukan disini???
Rexy                  : (Hampir terjatuh) buset lho....
                            Ini lagi persiapan diri buat nembak si dia
Habib                : mimpi deh kamu
Rexy                  : kita lihat saja tanggal mainnya....

Waktu lain
Yupi                  : (Yupi OTW rumah Mala) beberapa menit kemudia, Yupi sampai ke rumah Mala, dia mengajak Mala untuk sarapan. Sarapan yuk...
Mala                  : Ok

Sampai ditujun, makan nasi goreng, di tempat sama Rexy + Habib juga sedang sarapan...
Mala/Yupi        : Nasi goreng 2 !!!
Rexy                  : (menyiku tangan Habib)
                            Itu dia itu cewek idaman gue ...
Habib                : gak salah lo....??
                            Ngaca dulu kamu...
Rexy                  : Masalah buat lho...???
                            Rexy ..... apa sih yang gak!!!
Mala                  : Huft, kenyang...
Yupi                  : aku sih masih kurang,
Mala                  : hahahahah...
                            Udahan yuk....
Yupi                  : Aku bayar dulu ya..
Mala                  : (mengangguk)
                            Pergi....
Rexy                  : menghampiri Mala....
Rexy                  : Hay ledis....
                            Boleh kenalan gak...?
Mala                  : Oh tentu
                            Kenapa tidak !!
Rexy                  : (menyalami Mala)
                            Rexy....
Mala                  : Oh
Rexy                  : Boleh nanya gak?
Mala                  : ya boleh...
                            Kenapa ?
Rexy                  : kamu sudah punya pacar belum..?
Mala                  : Kalau sudah kenapa..? kalau belum kenapa?
Rexy                  : kalau sudah aku kecewa, kalau belum aku bahagia....
Mala                  : kamu parasit ya...?
Rexy                  : kenapa ?
Mala                  : karena kamu merusak suasana disini....
Rexy                  : ada yang salah dari aku? Sudah keren gini kok...
Mala                  : ya keren, apalagi kalau kamu traktir sarapan kita-kita...!
                            (siiiiitt... memanggil Yupi)
                            Yupi membalikkan badan dan menghampiri Mala
Yupi                  : kenapa
Mala                  : ada yang traktir, ATM baru aku....
                            Habib datang
Habib                : cabut yuk bro
Rexy                  : tunggu, aku belum minta nomor HP nya
Habib                : cepetan
Rexy                  : ok
                            Mmm, nomor HP nya berapa?
Mala                  : buat apa?
Rexy                  : biar kita bisa telfonan
Mala                  : 085363817465
Rexy                  : oh, thank’s very much
                            Loney....
                            See you....
Mala & Yupi :    by, dan tertawa

Esoknya....
Rexy                  : menelfon Mala
Rexy                  : haloo
Mala                  : haloo
Rexy                  : nanti siang ada acara gak...?
Mala                  : mmm, gak ni sepertinya kenapa?
Rexy                  : kita ke taman yuk
Mala                  : ok
                            But aku bawa teman
                            Ya
Rexy                  : mmm ok
Mala                  : by
Rexy                  : by

Siangnya
Ditaman
Rexy berjalan dengan Mala dan teman Mala berjalan dengan teman Rexy
Rexy                  : ngomong-ngomong, aku mau
                            Bilang sesuatu
Mala                  : sesuatu?
                            Apa???
Rexy                  : aku mau bilang perasaan aku ke kamu
Mala                  : ku mau kamu bilangnya di depan semua orang
Rexy memanggil orang-orang di sekeliling taman...
Semua orang mengelilingi mereka berdua...
Rexy bersimpuh dihadapan Mala dan ketika itu juga celana Rexy sobek, semua orang menertawainya, karena malu, Rexy pun pergi!! Ending...



LOVE HINDERED MY PANTS

Rexy
                  : in the tree (menghayal)
                            The girl who adored
                            I would get him, wait for me darling
Habib                :         (shocked Rexy) what are you doing here?
Rexy                  : (Almost fell off) shucks you know ....
                            This is again preparing themselves for firing him
Habib                : dehyourdreams
Rexy                  : we see on the game ....

Other times
Yupi                  : (OTW Yupi Mala house) a few minutes later, up to the house Yupi Mala,
                            Mala invites him to breakfast. Breakfast yuk ...
Mala                  : Ok

Until ditujun, fried rice, at the same Rexy + Habib also having breakfast ...
Mala / Yupi      : 2 fried rice!
Rexy                  : (Habib hand rectangle)
                            That she's my dream girl ...
Habib                : lo ....not wrong?
                            Ngaca first you ...
Rexy                  : The problem for you know ...?
                            Rexy ..... What the heck not!
Mala                  : Huft, full ...
Yupi                  : I'm still lacking,
Mala                  : hahahahah ...
                            Udahanyuk ....
Yupi                  : I used to pay ya ..
Mala                  : (nodding)
                            Go ....
Rexy                  : Mala went ....
Rexy                  : Hay ledis ....
                            Acquaintances may not ...?
Mala                  : Oh of course
                            Why not!
Rexy                  : (shaking Mala)
                            Rexy ....
Mala                  : Oh
Rexy                  : May Nanya not?
Mala                  : it may be ...
                            Why?
Rexy                  : you've got a boyfriend yet ..?     
Mala                  : If it is why ..?if not why?
Rexy                  : hen was I disappointed, if not I'm happy ....
Mala                  : yes ... you parasites?
Rexy                  : why?
Mala                  : because you're ruining the atmosphere here ....
Rexy                  : There is nothing wrong of me? Gini was really cool ...
Mala                  : so cool, especially if you'll buy our breakfast, we ...!
                            (Siiiiitt. .. call Yupi)
                            Yupi turned around and went to Mala
Yupi                  : why
Mala                  : there is a treat, a new ATM I ....
                            Habib came
Habib                : unplug yuk bro
Rexy                  : wait, I have not asked for her phone number
Habib                : Hurry
Rexy                  : ok
                            Mmm, what his phone number?
Mala                  : for what?
Rexy                  : let us be telfonan
Mala                  : 085363817465
Rexy                  : oh, thank's very much
                            Loney ....
                            See you ....
Mala &Yupi      : by, and laughs

The next day ....
Rexy                  : Mala phoned
Rexy                  : haloo
Mala                  : haloo
Rexy                  : any event not later that day ...?
Mala                  : mmm, not ni like what?
Rexy                  : yuk us to the park
Mala                  : ok
                            But I brought a friend
                            Yes
Rexy                  : mmm ok
Mala                  : by
Rexy                  : by

Noon
Garden
Rexy walk with a friend Mala Mala, and Rexy walking with a friend
Rexy                  : by the way, I want
                            Say something
Mala                  : something?
                            What?
Rexy                  : I want to say to you I'm feeling  
Mala                  : I want you in front of everyone told you in
                            Rexy call people around the park ...
                            All the people around them ...
                            Rexy knelt in front of Mala and when it's too Rexy torn pants, everyone
                            laughed at him, because of shame, Rexy was gone! Ending ...

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